Where is the f*cking snow??

I'm lacking cable tv so I'm relying on News websites to deliver some good news, that Metro Nashville schools are canceled....Still waiting. There was no bread, milk, eggs or bottled water in the grocery store and there isn't a flake in sight. Come on! This snow needs to appear or the people acting like it's the apocalypse in the grocery store are going to feel even more stupid than they are.
This week brought some good news from my former pprofessor. It's too soon to go into detail and I still need to meet with her but I'm feeling hopeful. I also realized that I won't be taking any classes this semester due to them having to combine classes and switch the class to the morning...bummer. This week also took my lazy ass back to the gym after a 10 day hiatus. Oh man....ouch. I joined an actual gym rather than sharing the treadmill at my apartment with moms and their active toddlers. I also met with a trainer because they feel it necessary to attempt to sell you their services. Personal trainers are kind of like prostitutes, they charge ridiculous amounts by the hour and in return you get to sweat and leave tired with parts of your body burning, hopefully at the gym though the burning is not when you pee. When I was getting my 'consultation' the trainer even jokingly said 'try not to look at my ass' while he was demonstrating. Yes, because your ass is my main focus when I'm at the gym surrounded by massive dudes pumping iron and tiny women running around in spandex. After the sessions I promptly told him unless his services are free I can't use him, and I'm not ready for any kind of commitment. I was sore for three days after. Ass.
I was asked to run a half marathon with some friends, looks like I'll be embarrassing myself at the gym frequently until the marathon in April.
I found out that even during the winter the Zoo is open, unfortunately the giraffes are inside as well as the elephants. Put a winter coat on those bitches I want to be entertained! Instead I got to pet some goats and look at snakes, I think it was still worth it though. That was my Saturday. Friday night the same crew I'm always with went to the bar to do some excellent people watching. There was then a suggestion to go to elsewhere at 2:30 am but a snowball fight in the parking lot took place instead. It was a fun night.
This week will involve work, hangouts and gym time. I'm hoping that soon I will be able to walk properly without people assuming some licentious acts were performed on my backside. My hamstrings are killing me!
Lots to do this week, hope it's a good one.